gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: battor, via you-dontneedme)

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3 months ago

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source: jaredtops, via we-came-here-to-fuckshitup)

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3 months ago
thefunniestblogger:

daywalkerindisguise:

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

i hVAE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 YEARS HLEP

thefunniestblogger:

daywalkerindisguise:

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

i hVAE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 YEARS HLEP

(via vanessaw17)

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3 months ago
shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

(Source: teenalphajade, via legit-humour)

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3 months ago
keepitmoist:

halfdeafness:

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

THE PUPPY HAS PAJAMAS AND IM GONNA DIE

i never want to look at anything again as long as i live

god please help me oh my lord

keepitmoist:

halfdeafness:

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

THE PUPPY HAS PAJAMAS AND IM GONNA DIE

i never want to look at anything again as long as i live

god please help me oh my lord

(Source: doglr, via giovannaxandryaflores21)

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3 months ago

timey-wimey-wiress:

pizza:

pizza:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

it’s really sad how this is my most successful text post

How many people did you have to kill to get that url

(Source: , via justinsmokesherm)

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3 months ago

Things that ruin thanksgiving

(Source: -ellen, via spacedoutforever)

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3 months ago
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