have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI
i hVAE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 YEARS HLEP
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO
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THE PUPPY HAS PAJAMAS AND IM GONNA DIE
i never want to look at anything again as long as i live
god please help me oh my lord
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josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
it’s really sad how this is my most successful text post
How many people did you have to kill to get that url
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Things that ruin thanksgiving
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